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Wednesday, November 10, 2010

The Best of Barney Stinson !

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Important Definitions

1. RAAG - A statement that has been made to seem larger or greater than the truth.

To represent as greater than is actually the case.

(for simplification it can be reffered to figure of speech hyperbole )

it can be summed up as something not genuine or real.

When reffered to some person usually clubbed with "Ratan"

thats 'Raag' wait for it 'Ratan'

Raag-ratan

Can be used in following forms :

noun. Raag

adj.

adv.Raagly

2. Banta - A close friend who accompanies you in all sort of work ( specially unofficial) .

A partner, especially one of a pair or team associated under the buddy system.

In simple it is a close Buddy.

3. Charas - generally used in form of a comment .

It talks about the greatness or the awesomeness of the Object

Splitting the words

Always try to split a word in 2 to give it a better impact

eg 1. Its gonna be Legend.... wait for it.... Dary

Yeah Legenday !!!

eg 2. De-- wait for it -- nied .

Denied !!!

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Golden Words by Neil Harris a.k.a Barney Stinson

Barney Stinson Tip To Pick Up Chicks #1: Suitting Up… Works!

Stinson’s favorite sentence is “suit up!” and you’ll only find him dressed in the awesomest suits.

And you know what? It works like CRAZY when you want to pick up chicks: people don’t say you “dress to impress” for nothing!

Barney Stinson likes to suit up, and so should you!

Your clothing style attracts certain chicks. I’ve seen this time and time again. Examples:

- Chicks from India (Hindus) and the Middle East (Muslims) give more meaning to status than others. Since suits are seen as high status, more of these chicks will be attracted to you when you wear suits. Guess that’s yet another reason to go Barney Stinson and suit up!

- Wearing hiphop, r&b, or other “urban” clothing? Latinas and darker skinned chicks will be more attracted to you. That’s not racist. Social psychology proves: you like people who are similar more than you like people who are different. These are the clothing styles latinas these type of chicks see all around them, so it’s more similar to their lifestyle.

- Obvious but overlooked: wear a shirt or sweater that has logos of certain bands or music genres on it, and more chicks who ALSO like those band or genres will be attracted to you. Again, because you share a common interest with them. Example: wearing a Slipknot shirt attracts certain chicks…

Guide to be Awesome

Lesson 1. Get a suit.

2.follow 1.

3. Don’t even think about getting married until you’re 30.

4. Don’t wait for the signal. Just kiss her or him.

5. Grab life by the crack and lick the crap out of it.

6. If you get caught accidentally grinding with your cousin at a very loud club, italics:that night did not happen.

8. Every Halloween, bring a spare costume in case you strike out with the hottest girl or guy at the party. That way, you have a second chance to make a first impression.

9. If a first date goes badly, it’s okay to use the lemon law. (It’s gonna be a thing.)

10. Remember that helping people less fortunate than you is the greatest pleasure in the world. That, and getting your toes sucked.

11. If your brain screws you up, power down that bucket of neuroses, inebriation-style. Five shots should do the trick.

19. Learn how to seduce properly:
First, buy her or him a drink. Then pretend to be interested in whatever (s)he cares about. Be all sympathetic and before you know it, (s)he’s naked in your apartment shouting (your name here).

20. Allow people to slap your face, but do not allow them to slap your mind.

21. Invest at the gym. You’ll see aggressive growth in your future

22. Don’t poop where you eat.

23. It’s okay to be the guy who keeps a scrapbook of all the women he’s slept with but it’s not okay to sleep with a woman and not even remember her.

24. Comfort your friends in their hour of need. If that involves really hot kissing, so be it.

25. And finally, when you get sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead.

Pick Up Lines To Use On Girls That Give You Their Number

Dozens and dozens of guys ask me for pick up lines to use on girls. They ask me about good pick up lines that give them a girl’s phone number and the don’ts…

And you know what?

Not only am I tired of being stalked about pick up lines to use on girls almost every single freaking day on Facebook, MySpace, and in my email inbox… but I also want to settle the score once and for all.

There are so many myths about what good pick up lines are and what bad ones are out there that it confuses lots of guys who want to learn how to meet more women. Who knows, maybe all the gossip, bullshit, and myths around pick up lines has confused YOU too. It’s time for that to change.

It’s about time you get a handful of pick up lines to use on girls that almost always work… and I promise you: you will be surprised about what actually works!

Let’s beat the crap out of this topic, shall we?

The Two Myths Around Good Pick Up Lines To Use On Girls

Some people say that good pick up lines need to be original. Some say that they never work. And then some say they need to be funny like this one:

But there are two much older myths surrounding pick up lines that have been around since day one and they need to be dealt with.

First I’d like to briefly mention them… and then we’ll take a look at each myth in greater detail…

Here we go:

1) There are pick up lines that work on ALL women = NOT true
2) Pick up lines are all about what you say, not HOW you say it = NOT true

Myth #1: There are pick up lines that work on ALL girls

Every girl on the planet has a different history, was raised in a different way, looks different from all other girls, and so on. No two girls are the same, which is why good pick up lines may work well on girl A while they absolutely fail with girl B.

And even if you have pick up lines to use on girls that are about say, a girl’s looks, so those you could use on almost ANY good-looking girl?

There’s no guarantee those lines will work, because girls are emotional creatures. Their moods can change faster than you can put on your socks in the morning. The same pick up line you now fail with could very well have worked an hour from now, because the girl is in a bad mood right now.

So forget about lines like how heaven is missing an angel, that she’s a thief because she stole your heart, the lines about if she believes in love at first sight. These aren’t good pick up lines but the WORST damn lines ever! They don’t work, unless you make fun of them… but more on that later…

Moral of the story: don’t give pick up lines too much power. They’re not that powerful. You use them to break the ice with, but if they don’t work? You need something else to break the ice with!

Meanwhile, don’t get worried either. Because there’s a MAJOR clue to be found here about which pick up lines to use on girls. You will find out in the next couple of paragraphs, so keep reading…

Myth #2: Pick up lines are all about what you say, not HOW you say it

Another BIG misconception surrounding good pick up lines is that they are just that: a line of words you use to pick up girls. Single guys all over the planet believe that good pick up lines work because of what they freaking say.

This couldn’t be further from the truth! You see, pick up lines work based on HOW you say them. In a way, they’re just like jokes. You can screw up even a really good joke by timing it all wrong. Same thing with pick up lines to use on girls.

I can almost hear you think: “Yeah you’re just saying that… but where’s the proof? And does it mean all pick up lines are more difficult then because I also have to think about how to say them?”

Here’s the juicy secret: next time you go out to meet girls, use a random pick up line on a girl. Pick one, no matter how cheap or cheezy it is. Hell, use the worst pick up line you’ve ever heard. And when the girl reacts in a negative way?

Simple tell her to wait right there, walk 5-10 steps away from her, then walk back to her and use another random pick up line. After saying your line, ask her which one was more convincing.

I’m willing to bet that the girl will giggle or laugh her ass off! Why? Because you just made fun of every drunk guy who tries to meet girls, every cheap pick up line alive today… and you were willing to risk being rejected for it.

This tells a girl one thing and one thing alone: “This guy is confident by taking such a big risk! And he’s fun! I like him!”

Moral of the story: thinking of HOW you say good pick up lines makes your job of meeting girls a whole lot easier, because it allows you to correct mistakes you make. It’s way more fun too.

Just read the paragraphs above one more time: any pick up line that fails on you, can be easily corrected! Start correcting dude… because there’s no need to hurt your confidence because of pick up lines!

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